Milhouse: Boy, Bart, Laddie's the best dog in the world. He's a lot different than your old dog.

Bart: Santa's Little Helper? I guess I was the only one who loved him.

Milhouse: You got that right. Remember the time Santa's Little Helper ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had any goldfish? Well, why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?