Do you hate homosexuality? Well, you should because it's illegal in 48 states. Those unhealthy people are polluting the world. Tell Hallmark how much you hate them, too.

But seriously.

This is not a Christian nation. It's a democratic nation. Anyone can do anything they like, as long as it doesn't interfere with the rights of another.

So I say, thank God for the assholes—we know we are free!