It's not being mean, really. It's more of a celebration of further confirmation of Sarah Palin's vast inadequacy. There's no way a person like this should ever be considered for vice president, let alone the PTA. Sure, she can speak well to a crowd of her fans if she sticks to talking points and reads from a teleprompter. But all the evidence of the last two months proves her Bushlike political savvy and intellect.

As if all the blunders we've witnessed since her arrival weren't enough to convince anyone that Palin is politically inept, there are a few new secrets. It looks like she didn't know Africa was a continent. Well, to be fair, she couldn't see it from her house.

She couldn't name the three nations in NAFTA. Read that again.

To be fair, these two new allegations cannot be proven. Maybe she isn't that uneducated and/or stupid. But for everyone who knew she wasn't qualified for vice president, it's fun to consider. But, again, even without this new information, there was and is plenty to laugh about. And cry.

Now Republican lawyers are retrieving the $150,000 worth of designer clothes she bought during the campaign.

Republican bosses also complained that Mrs Palin and her family spent even more on new clothes and shoes than previously reported.

One McCain aide described the Palin family shopping spree in some of America's most exclusive department stores as 'Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast.'

According to Newsweek magazine, a party donor who agreed to foot the clothes bill was expecting to pay out up to £15,000.

He was stunned when he received the bill for nearly £100,000. And that wasn't even the whole tab, it was revealed yesterday.

Mrs Palin also allegedly leaned on some of her low-level handlers to put thousands of pounds worth of additional purchases on their personal credit cards.

Aides claimed a Republican Party lawyer is now being dispatched to Alaska to inventory the clothes and retrieve any still in the governor's possession.

Sorry, Sarah, the world just can't afford to take a chance on you.

Here's more info from Newsweek regarding Palin's ridiculousness.

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