I was doing all right. I haven't burned the house down and it's relatively clean. I've tried hard all week to not destroy something. I was sure to unplug the fan and lock the door when leaving, maintain the washer and dryer, and change the trash once the overflowing pile reached the table.

All this effort, and I still managed to ruin the living room rug with Cracker Jack. I wish I were joking; she's going to be perturbed. If I cover the spots with roses, she might not notice.

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Jason wrote:

Dude, how do you ruin a rug with Cracker Jack?

September 15, 2006 10:04 PM

Brian wrote:

I was sitting on the rug watching Law & Order: SVU and eating Cracker Jack. Apparently, I dropped a few pieces of the caramel covered popcorn without noticing. I guess I managed to step on it a few times before seeing it. It was thoroughly mashed in. Lindsey was able to fix what I couldn't get out myself.

September 17, 2006 09:10 PM

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