I was watching the news two nights ago. It was the local news as evidenced by the call-in question: Are men really smarter than women? The answer was obvious after the first on air response made by a middle-aged male: "You know, half the things you see were made by men. So when it comes to—" The emdash represents the point at which my eyes turned red and I annihilated my television with my new rage-induced Cyclopsesque optic blasts. Half of things were made by men, huh? You just blew all other arguments out of the water, bud.

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