Here is a lesson in creative writing.
First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
Well, son of a whore! I didn't know they were such bastards; I'll try not to use them as much, now. Oh, wait; I don't write creatively; so I; don;t need to worry about; it; Hahaha;aha;;
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Christen Hand wrote:
This has got to be the greatest quote of all time. By the way, I was browsing your website. Excellent writing and wittiness. You should expound on this talent.
Also, I am so glad that you and Lindsey found each other. You are beyond perfect for each other. I didn't really know you until I read your writing. You can tell a lot about a person through the content and style of their writing. You, my friend, are a male version of Dr. Lindz. I am so happy for ya'll.
Please take care of her and yourself; don't stress out and come visit.
May 31, 2006 12:54 AM
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