Dear United States,
I apologize on behalf of Albemarle, NC. Please believe me when I say that Kellie Pickler does not stand for us (or at least doesn't represent me). Please do not resort to generalizing; we are not a lowly lot of inbred slack-jaws. Granted, there is a high percentage of those around here but for the most part they're good folk. Now, let's all find that common ground and pray to God that American Idol will be steadfast to its impending demise, as it looms like Death's scythe over the heads of all dedicated to virtue, sense, and plain ol' good taste.
No offense, Kellie. Your fifteen minutes are well deserved and the attention paid to you is a bargain over which all North Carolinians should feel remorse at receiving free of charge. (And especially for not having the ability to relay the fantastic musical, shaking, self-interested show—this overall outstanding, unequalled cultural experience—around the world. Oh, wait!)
"Redial for Pickler!" Indeed, my patriotic, tabacco sucking scholar of the enthused. Let us twirl in happiness, because nothing is wrong as long as we have that Great Diversion, whatever it may be this week. Campaigning for singing/beauty contestants is just as important as that of our estranged polity; your teenagers more readily pay to vote by phone than consider participating in elections that truly shape their present and future.
Geez, I'm sorry USA. Didn't mean to get you down. Don't listen to me anyway, what do I know? All I want to say is that you shouldn't judge Albemarle, Stanly County, or the state of North Carolina by one person. Not me, not Kellie, not nobody, see.
Physically yours,
Brian
P.S. Get a life.
P.P.S. I completely forgot to mention that I saw you last week on your way to work. Man, you looked like hell. Is everything OK? Have you been talking to Vietnam again? Dude, you know she's no good; her whole neighborhood is just...well, I take that back, India's not half bad. She's matured a bit, if you know what I mean! Plus, her parents are stinking rich. She's got the goods, all right. At first I thought you might have ran into that bastard Iraq again, but then I remembered that you're too smart to be fooled a second time. When are they going to get their stuff together and act like somebody? I don't know, either, man. How's Israel?
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Jasmine wrote:
You're right about Kellie Pickler.
March 26, 2006 06:44 PM
anonymous wrote:
i really dont understand what the big deal is and why everyone has smething bad to say about kelly pickler i mean maybe she did say she has never been on a stage and sang in front of ppl before but have yall noticed she was on a stage then maybe she was nervous and it slipped her mind....you know what all there ppl have something to say bad but you know what all yall can find about kelly is what you "THINK" you know and what you are looking for about her are any of you ppl looking for the good of kellie pickler no yall are just looking for the bad and going through web page after web page and talking about how she lied about this and she lied about that.....you know what all the lies ppl say about i know kellie Pickler and she is a liar and all this other crap no can beleive because you dont know that person who is telling you she is a liar i mean "MAYBE" they are just jealous of kelly Pickler and i am sorry if i offened you in anyway but i mean all Kellie Pickler is trying to do is follow her dreams and become something that will better herself i mean i am only 14 and i thought hey maybe f i am good enough i can go on american idol and follow my dream just like Kellie Pickler and i know she is just letting everyone know how her life is and i know some ppl think she is trying to make her self look so perfect and had so many problems and making ppl want to have pitty on her but she is doing the same thing as everyone else....i mean she is my ro-model and i want to follow my dream just like she is doing because i mean not many ppl can just omgshhhhh....i am going to follow my dreams and do it like she is doing it i mean why cant every one leae her alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 1, 2006 10:43 AM
Anna K. wrote:
Again as with the 'avoidance' argument from the other comment thread, the jealousy defense is worthless. Brian is defending his city, its people, and the idea of personal mental independence. Mob mentality is a bad thing. What's that quote? A wo/man is a thinking, logical being, but a group of them is the most irrational, horrible creature. Something like that, anyways.
April 3, 2006 08:29 AM
Dee wrote:
Hey Brian! :-) I support you and what you say 100%. Great Comment! ;-)
April 3, 2006 04:15 PM
Anonymous wrote:
anonymous wrote:kelly pickler i mean maybe she did say she has never been on a stage and sang in front of ppl before but have yall noticed she was on a stage then maybe she was nervous and it slipped her mind
It shows that you must not be a true fan or Friend of her if you can't even spell her name right. Plus she has been on a stage and she has sang before she got onto American Idol. She's sang at church and other places. So I mean, I think you're making up lies to make her sound better. Truth is always a way to go, and you didn't take it.
later
April 13, 2006 12:00 PM
anonymous wrote:
I think you are just jealous because you can't sing as well as Kellie can. So just shut the H*ll up! You are just hating!
April 16, 2006 11:13 PM
Tracy Mckee wrote:
AT FIRST I DID LIKE HER UNTELL SHE OPENED HER MOUTH. ALL YOU WOMEN OR I SHOULD SAY GIRLS WHO LIKE HER SO MUCH. MAYBEY ONE DAY YOU FIND THE MAN OR BOY WHO YOU LIKE VERY MUCH OR MAYBEY THE JOB OF YOUR DREAMS. AND A KELLY PICKLER IS HIS PICK NOT BECAUSE SHE IS A BETTER GIRLFRIEND OR EMPLOYEE BUT BECAUSE SHE TOLD THEM WHAT HE WANTED TO HEAR. ALOT OF GOOD AND TALENTED SINGERS LEFT AMERICAN IDOL. AND FOR THE WRONG REASONS. I DONT WATCH IT ANYMORE I THINK ITS A JOKE. AND SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER ME THIS I HEARD LAST WEEK HER LITTLE BROTHER WAS ON. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE IF HER MOM LEFT HER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG AND HER DAD IS IN JAIL . BUT THEN AGAIN . SHE LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING ANYWAY. GIVE ME A BREAK
April 17, 2006 12:30 PM
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