The white house isn't going to work out. Simply stated, for what was to be given, too much was being asked. Besides, we'll probably want something up in the northern tip of the county so we don't have to drive 30 minutes to work and school.

Bambi II has been made. Unnecessary!

Lindsey bought her dress yesterday. I'm not allowed to see it or even hear about it. That's fine, because I want it to be a surprise anyway.

I hope it's white.

Lindsey and I had planned to be in Yorktown March 31-April 2. I learned shortly that Brian Regan is scheduled to perform in Norfolk that Friday night. I've mentioned Brian Regan a few times before, and he certainly deserves the credit. I guess I should include him in my personal agenda/wish list of things that should happen.

• Reformation of social structure
• Decrease personal and collective apathy while increasing understanding and empathy
• Religious tolerance all around, on every side
• Heal the bruises and patch the scrapes within our political bodies
• Get those thirdworlders some physiological and safety satisfaction¹
• For the kids: decrease high school dropout rates and drug & alcohol use; and make them know the extreme importance of education and cognitive/emotional development
• Convey the significance of history and the value it has for the present and future
• Destroy all McDonald's "restaurants" and anything similar
• Attend and redress the reputation of cats, especially in relation to dogs
• Spread the word about Brian Regan and increase his fan base, which should be larger than most other popular comedians performing today (if popularity is actually measured by the proper criterions)

I have opinions.

I have no idea what teams are playing in the Super Bowl, but I know about Bambi II. Surely I am a man's man. Whatever that means. You can't live around here without knowing that the Panthers aren't in it, though. I love college basketball, but I'm a pansy in the area of football—I know nothing. I always feel awkward when in a relative's house and a game is on television. "Go my favorite sports team, go! Yay! they scored a goal unit! Go squadron, do good! Beat the opponents...soundly!"

I know you want to click on one of those links.

Actually, the site doesn't do him justice. Listen to his CD or watch his DVD. Or heck, you can buy both together and save $3.95 off the standard price! I have not been paid to endorse Brian Regan. Brian Regan.

¹It must be odd to have the upper-middle 40% of the pyramid without the proper foundation.

²There was supposed to be a second; I don't know what happened.

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