I had heard of the ungodliness of MySpace, but I didn't believe it until I pulled up my page for the first time a couple days after I started using it. What are you doing, MySpace? I'm about to get married!

MySpace: "You are yet a free man."
Brian: "Do not tempt me!"
MySpace: "Behold! Emo children and the unemployed!"
Brian: "I thought you were going to say teenage girls with self-esteem problems."

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