Because of Lindsey, I now like a television show called Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I don't normally watch a lot of TV. I watch Family Guy, Futurama, old episodes of the Simpsons sometimes. The Andy Griffith Show, a few Comedy Central shows, the news, PBS. Oh, the National Geographic channel and the History Channel. Spongebob's pretty good. I used to like Unsolved Mysteries and things like that. Documentaries, biographies, and such are nice, too. OK, so I watch more than I thought.

Anyway, "SVU" is a great show. It's one of Lindsey's favorites, so I gave it a try. I love the stories and find the subject matter very interesting. Decent character development we find sometimes, too. Plus, I like Ice-T.

OK, all right. I'm a liar. Mariska Hargitay is why I like the show.

I've always had a thing for older women. Especially older women who are intelligent and witty, such as, oh, I don't know—Bonnie Hunt. You can find the other article(s) I've written about Bonnie if you want, but just know this here and now: Bonnie Hunt is mine, despite what Lindsey, Bonnie's husband, or any officers or documents may say. According to some lawyers, I'm required to say that I was not involved with the events that caused rumors of her and her husband's separation. Wink.