My friend and I were talking about the president and his new ideas about space travel, and she put my thoughts into the perfect words: "Ladies and gentlemen, for my first trick tonight, I will launch a rover with one hand and sweep an entire country under a rug with the other." I just don't have the wit to think of such interesting ways to put things. Or maybe it's the intelligence.

Torpor is a persistent little noun isn't he?

What this fiasco needs is a different font. Let's try it for a while.