I ventured to Concord today to see a doctor. I don't have cancer.

On the way there I saw a sign in someone's front yard that read, "HAPPY 40th ERROL AND--" I forget what the lady's name was. I guess you don't forget a name like Errol. Anyway, I guess it was their 40th wedding anniversary. Then I thought that perhaps they're twins. I'd hate having a twin.

I'll finally be done with this degree in May. I've already worked out my schedule for Spring. One of the classes is only offered on Monday nights from 6-10. Another isn't being offered at all, but I need it to graduate. They're going to let me do an independent study. At least I won't have to attend class for it.