I should play poker more often. Here are the hands I got tonight in order, 2s being wild: AAA22, AAA, 56789, QQQ, 666, JJJ, 9999, QQQ, 999, 678910 (all diamonds), KKKK, 1010QQK, 2288, 22A, 88KK. Five aces right out of the gate. When I got the second straight, I had 6,7,8, and 10 of diamonds with a Jack. I put the Jack down and hoped for the best despite the enormous odds against me. I was amazed. Too bad we weren't playing for money. The most I've ever won in a poker game is $15 and an animated Street Fighter movie from Jason when we were 15.

My life is so boring.