My friend has been begging me to fill this thing out, so here we go.

The absense of what things would make life more difficult for you?	diet Sprite, Photoshop, my Leo Kottke LPs
What's the weirdest dream you've had?	I was in Food Lion looking at orange pixie sticks when a giant Billy Crystal lifts the roof demanding they're his.
If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?	Pensacola
What do you watch on television?	Simpsons reruns, Conan O'Brien, college basketball, news
What size shoes do you wear?	Depends on the type of shoe. But, it's always between 10 and 12.
Do you pee in the shower?	Who doesn't? Well, maybe girls don't. Do girls?
What's your favorite type of weather?	thunderstorms
Describe yourself with one word.	singular
City or country?	no contest, country
Strengths?	smarts, kindness
Weaknesses?	stupidness, animosity
Vanilla or chocolate?	vanilla
Favorite pizza?	plain ol' pepperoni
What do you notice first about a girl?	Her hair.
Smoke or drink?	Neither.
Have tattoos? If not, want them?	No, no.
Ever been in love?	I thought so. It's not clear right now. Does that mean no?
Your favorite physical feature?	On me? Nothing. On girls? Everything.
What are you afraid of?	God, aliens, heights, scary men with guns, selfish white men
Coke or Pepsi?	Diet Sprite.
If you had one wish, what would it be?	For infinite wishes, if I'm allowed. If not, then I'd wish for all knowledge and wisdom.

How can everyone not be trampling over one another in the pursuit of knowledge? I was thinking last night about this. I think about all the things I know now that I didn't know ten years ago, a year ago, last month, yesterday. What knowledge is waiting for me now, that later I will consider vital? What information do I currently lack that I will soon wish I had acquired sooner? Perhaps that I'm insane.

Mandy Moore is cute, but she's becoming very annoying.

I saw this movie the other day. I usually give some sort of rating, but on this one I'm not.

First of all, Michael Moore is a tad annoying. I can't stand his nasal passage; he shouldn't narrate. He also seems too closed-minded and displays an ego, which he doesn't mind stoking on camera.

As for the messages in his movie, they're very interesting, valid or not. The whole concept of fear and consumerism particularly held my attention. I think some of that is true. I also think, however, that these things are untrue: 1) Eric and Dylan went bowling that morning, 2) the splicing of Charlton Heston's speeches was fair, 3) Michael Moore made a clear point and defines himself well, and 4) he hid or altered nothing. Number 3 may not be very arguable, though, because he apparently claims this film is also satire and comedy. I guess when you say that, things become easier to defend when inaccuracies are discovered.

I don't really know what else to say about this film, other than it was very entertaining and thought-provoking.

I finally got my new computer up and running. I love it. 512MB of RAM, 60GB harddrive, XP, 17-inch flatscreen monitor. And I'm using DSL Lite, which connects at 10Mbps. All this is much better than before. It takes me far less time to complete school work, and everything else. Jeff had to come out and hook up the DSL, though. He had to take the phone apart to connect the wires and crap, which I didn't know how to do. He was here for a while. I'd never met him before, he's pretty cool.

It started snowing this morning at around four. I turned on the television and they had the little window at the bottom, listing names of schools and businesses that are closed today. Ours finally came up. I closed my Web Design book and went to bed. It's been colder than normal around here. It's only supposed to be 7 degrees tomorrow morning. The snow's not going anywhere. That's fine by me.

I was unfortunate enough to be invited to the Sports chatroom on AIM a while back. What I discovered inside was depressing. This is real, I swear.

SeXyKrAcKeR31: cheerleading is not a waste of time
YorkHighHottie03: i dont cheerlead though i wouldnt be cough dead doing it
SeXyKrAcKeR31: y do yall say itz not a sport
SeXyKrAcKeR31: not all of us do sweetie we r jus preps and like to have fun...thats all
YorkHighHottie03: i hate perps
SeXyKrAcKeR31: whatever...yall r jus mad cuz we rule the skewl
YorkHighHottie03: lol thats funny
YorkHighHottie03: yall wish you ruled the school
SeXyKrAcKeR31: no...yall jus hate that were popular...and u wish cud b
YorkHighHottie03: not all cheerleaders are popular!!!
SeXyKrAcKeR31: well most of them...
SeXyKrAcKeR31: that aren't ugly..and WANNA b cheerleaders
SeXyKrAcKeR31: yall cudn't do half the shyt we do
YorkHighHottie03: whatever
SeXyKrAcKeR31: whatever we do alot more than that

Tired from thinking, they decided to end the argument with a mutual "whatever." Sadly, this is 100% real. These girls actually took what they were saying seriously. They wasted time and effort...on that. Since I would like to retain just a little hope for the human race, I'll ignore their spelling and grammar.