I had another strange dream last night. Scary, too. My dad, brother, and I were outside. He was was manning the weed-eater; Carlyn was just walking around; and I was toting something. Suddenly, my dad said, "Look!" In an orange sky was Jesus, holding a sword and coming down at a high rate of speed. I woke up. Bethany's dream about Jesus beats mine, though:

Beef917: I had this dream...
Beef917: that we were at the water park...
Beef917: and the electricity went out
Beef917: and my mom was gathering all of us
Beef917: cuz she said when that happened
Beef917: Jesus was gonna come
Beef917: so...
Beef917: down the road came an old beat up baby blue limo
Beef917: and I got in...
Beef917: and Jesus was driving and wearing a turban
Beef917: and I was about to ask him
Beef917: "so Jesus, where are we going"?
Beef917: then it was over
Beef917: I think that was the weirdest dream I've ever had

Bethany is about as sophisticated as me. I'll come to my computer in the morning and find messages such as...

Beef917: (o Y o)
Beef917: Hope you have a good day brain!

Beef917: brain!
Beef917: i called Ms Cleo and she told me who the mon of my dreams is.
Beef917: i love you, 'unny

Beef917 (3:44:01 AM): i have to go the the doctor's in 6 hrs
Auto response from bri270 (3:44:01 AM): sleeping
Beef917 (3:44:22 AM): I feel like I'm talking to the dog from inspector gadget
Beef917 (3:45:12 AM): I see a little sillouette of a man
Beef917 (3:45:19 AM): scala moosh scala moosh...
Beef917 (3:45:44 AM): will you do the.....something...
Beef917 (3:47:03 AM): we go together like ramalamalma ding di duh ding di dong.
Beef917 (3:49:16 AM): how long do you sleep?