This movie was very, very stupid; pretty silly; and hopelessly unique. I loved it; I needed some stupidity. Good God I love semicolons. Anywho, yeah, it was absurdly funny and I liked it (7/10).

I have to stop worrying about Sam breaking up with me. A few stupid things have happened lately, as you may know. It seems like I worry all the time. Even some scenes in this movie made me worry about losing her. I have to get a grip on my emotions and remind my heart that my brain still controls it. That doesn't accurately describe what I meant. Oh well.