My idiotic self had the following as an away message today (Someone thought it was funny and told me to put it in here).

I ain't here. Well, I probably am...but I'm either on the john or another more amusing activity. I didn't know you could type this much for your away message....If Bush gets elected I'm leavin'. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a Democrat, he's just an idiot; he was in Skull and Bones, like his dad; he probably couldn't locate Romania on a map; and I think he's a hypocrite and isn't a true Christian. If anyone has seen Mr. Scott Thomas Morton please report it to me immediately. We've lost track of him. He probably figured out a way to get rid of his homing implant. I doubt the battery has gone dead this quick. It's raining. If this is Andrew, where've you been? If this is Keri, go screw your cow. Anyone else probably hasn't read this far. See you in the crowd.

Like I said, I'm a moron.

No class today and tomorrow.

Keri just told me that Jeremy used to like her. I'm shocked, haha. He would comment to Tasha about her (Keri's) butt. I have it on film.