For those of you trying to keep up, and the new guy: theonion.com, livejournal.com, fark.com, ebay.com, snpp.com (for fellow Simpsons fans), rotten-tomatoes.com, newgrounds.com, rotten.com (Warning: very graphic and disturbing), wheresgeorge.com, badreligion.com, interpunk.com, The★Ataris

The rhythmic audio heard from the likes Ricky Martin, Britney Spears, and all boy bands is very much bad music, and producers know you're stupid enough to like it and buy it so they can collect their 60%. Listen to Dylan, Bad Religion, or something else with integrity, intelligence, and interest.

Alliteration is cool.

Write poetry (or anything); it helps.

Again, the Blair Witch Project wasn't real.

And, thankfully, neither is The Matrix, which I just saw for the first time. If I forget the acting and a couple of scenes, then I really enjoyed this movie!

Movies on which I've yet to provide commentary:
The Mummy sucked (3/10), American Beauty was very good (9/10), Fight Club was awesome (9/10), The Sixth Sense was pretty good (8/10), as was Three Kings (8/10). Special attention to Office Space, which was wonderful (9/10). It's hard to find a good comedy these days.

The End.