And perhaps a solution for Generation Wait.
But we are left with questions. How did this happen? No, really, how? What happened in the 2000 election? Can we go back in time and fix it? Bush was elected legitimately in 2004? How did a person such as this achieve the highest office in America? What does that say about our nation? People actually gave up freedoms for security? America started a war? What year is this? Where are we? What...the...hell?
George Bush, Dick Cheney, and all these other assholes we're tired of hearing about are finally leaving. Bye, George, bye.

Let's look back in horror a bit. In his acceptance speech at the RNC on August 3, 2000, Governor George W. Bush said:
"When America uses force in the world, the cause must be just, the goal must be clear, and the victory must be overwhelming."
"...we must usher in an era of responsibility."
"And to lead this nation to a responsibility era, a president himself must be responsible."
"And so, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not only uphold the laws of our land, I will swear to uphold the honor and dignity of the office to which I have been elected, so help me God."
"I believe in grace, because I have seen it ... In peace, because I have felt it ... In forgiveness, because I have needed it."
It's funny in a very sad sort of way now.
George Bush is a true example of a COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE. He will bring honor and decency back to the White House.
We agree that $1.25/gallon is a ludicrously high amount. George Bush is a former Oil Man with many close ties to arab oil interests. He'll be able to talk with the middle east and truly be the Inside Man to ease the stress on struggling motorists.
America is in no way the world's police, and has no business going abroad sacrificing young american lives telling other countries how they should be doing things. George Bush will put America first, and focus on true Homeland Security by dedicating his administration to a mighty MISSILE SHIELD.
We cannot have the proof... a smoking gun... to come in the form of a mushroom cloud. By building a Missile Shield, American families will be prototected from any and all harm from rogue nations. George Bush will combat the true dangers of the 21st century, all the while helping families grow at home.
By encouraging deregulation in the private healthcare industry, free market forces will ensure competition drives prices down, making medicare affordable to all. It is unamerican to inject the Government in other people's business, and it is a core Republican belief that Government should be so small as to be able to drown it in your bathtub. Privacy, above all, is the God-given right of Americans.
Vote Compassionate Conservatism.
Vote fiscal responsibility.
Vote small Government.
Vote GOP.
Vote Bush 2000

He's said a few other things, too:
"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." --George W. Bush, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." --George W. Bush, Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000
"They misunderestimated me." --George W. Bush, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
"This is an impressive crowd -- the haves and the have mores. Some people call you the elite -- I call you my base." --at the 2000 Al Smith dinner
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
"And so, in my State of the --- my State of the Union --- or state -- my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation -- I asked Americans to give 4,000 years -- 4,000 hours over the next-the rest of your life --of service to America. That's what I asked -- 4,000 hours." -April 9, 2002
"I'd rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know, endless hours of testimony on congressional hill." -George W. Bush, Fort Meade, Maryland, June 4, 2002
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
"The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." --State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003, making a claim that administration officials knew at the time to be false
"Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." --speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
"My answer is bring them on." --on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson
"I speak plainly sometimes, but you've got to be mindful of the consequences of the words. So put that down. I don't know if you'd call that a confession, a regret, something." --George W. Bush, speaking to reporters, Washington, D.C., Jan. 14, 2005
"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." --on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina
"I can look you in the eye and tell you I feel I've tried to solve the problem diplomatically to the max, and would have committed troops both in Afghanistan and Iraq knowing what I know today." --George W. Bush, Irvine, Calif., April 24, 2006
"And one thing we want during this war on terror is for people to feel like their life's moving on, that they're able to make a living and send their kids to college and put more money on the table." --George W. Bush, interview on the NewsHour with Jim Lehrer, Jan. 16, 2007
"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? ... That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 28, 2008
"Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." --George W. Bush, Charlottesville, Va., July 4, 2008
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 12, 2008

Disregard for the holiest of texts both divine and secular—the Bible and United States Constitution—allowed torture and loss of privacy. Deregulation led to deterioration of the economy. No Child Left Behind hasn't created better education. Lies and perhaps greed brought the world a new American war in the Middle East. With more than a million dead as a result of The Goddamn Bush War, it is surely Governor Bush's worst mistake. He cannot be forgiven these things. Thank goodness it's over.


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